O.K., lets see.....unnaturally small kid stuck in the wasteland of middle school while enduring popularity challenges. This was possibly the weirdest movie ever. And I mean ever. Not that it was bad per say, but it was just so awkward. I think the problem was that they had tried to make it family friendly, so they had a mix of one-generation jokes. Do you know what I mean? No? Oh well, I tried.Anyway here is my diary of the day...
2 p.m.: Bought the largest box of Everlasting Gobstoppers at the Dollar Tree. Hid it in my purse.
2:05 :Glare at the movie people for staring at my oddly shaped bag.
2:15: Movie starts. Yay.
2:30:Brother falls asleep. Starts snoring.
2:45: Other brother screams for no reason.
3:something:Leave in shame.
So as many of you are well aware, Disney came out with another movie: Harriet the Spy. Just to point out that real irony is the fact that a teenage movie blogger is writing about a teenage blogger movie. But back to the movie. It was fairly typical Disney. Misunderstood kid (Why is that always a reoccurring theme?), some fall-in with a famous teenage pop star (Again, why?), and boy/girl best friends. But this one had a (sort of) twist- the girl was a spy. Not the secret agent, government spy, oh no this was better, she followed people around and literally watched them in-a-usually-considered creepy way. She also wore a lot of red which is off topic but sort of important anyway. Now back to homework (they should make a movie about my life: Pointless Hours Wasted Over Homework When We Should Really Be SPYING! (Right Disney?)


